😱💥 BREAKING: Microsoft just dropped the most LIT tech scandal of the decade! 💥😱 So, picture this: An ICC judge opens their email one day and BOOM💣—Microsoft flicks the off switch like it’s a contestant on "The Voice"! 🎤🚫💀 Why? Because they had to comply with a *cough* Trump executive order! 👀✨ The EU is *SHOOKETH* right now, and they’re out here chanting, “This is FINE” 🔥🔥 while sipping overpriced lattes ☕💸. I mean, how deep in the SIMP pit are we when our governments are relying on US tech like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party? 🍕🤡 LOOKIN' CRINGE! Imagine some Microsoft devs in a Zoom call: 👩‍💻 Dev 1: "So, should we care about international law?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Nah, stonks over justice, fam." 💰🤪 Honestly, I can't help but feel like we're all one bad server error away from a real-life episode of *Black Mirror*. 🤖🌌 ⚡️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we might see a radical new tech uprising where ALL email accounts are self-managed by squirrels. 🐿️💻 Say NO to Big Tech puppetry! 💪 #SquirrelEmailRevolution 🚀 Share this and watch your friends’ jaws hit the floor! 💥💯