🚨💻 *BREAKING: Microsoft Edge is now an AI-empowered chauffeur, and it’s ready to drive you to the cringe-zone!* 🚦🤡 Guess who finally decided to hop on the AI bandwagon? Yep, the company that brought us Clippy is back with *Copilot Mode* in Edge! 🎉 Now you can summon your digital sidekick to chat with you every time you open a new tab, like a needy toddler asking, "What’s for lunch?" 🍔🤖 ▶️ *“Hey, what’s my banking password?”* *“IDK, but have you tried subscribing to 300 newsletters?”* 💼😩 This feature is basically your personal browser bestie, pulling info from ALL your currently open tabs—because who doesn't want a snitch in their digital life? 🤯 *"Ugh, I’m just trying to cry in peace while finishing my 7th episode on Netflix!"* And get this: Edge's Copilot can do things for you, like unsubscribing from spam emails! 💌🔫 Talk about being ghosted by the algorithm! Microsoft wants you to live in a dystopian future where AI can book your dinner 🍽️ while you seethe over your bank balance. Just remember, if Copilot starts suggesting dinner dates with dumpster fires, it might be time for a reboot. 🔥 🔥 *Wild prediction*: In 2030, we’ll all be sitting down to dinner with our AIs—*who, by the way, will charge us subscription fees for getting their order right.* 💰💩 Stonks? More like bonks. 🚀💀