🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🔥: Meta tried to snatch up over a DOZEN brainiacs at Thinking Machines Lab with a cheeky $1B+ offer (I mean, stonks, right? 💰💸), and guess what? 🤡💀 Not ONE soul was tempted to scoop up that sweet Meta money! 🤖✨ Imagine the convo: 💬 Meta Recruiter: "You can be a part of something BIG, just like our metaverse!" 🧠 Thinking Machines Lab Employee: "Bruh, I'm not trying to live in digital spaghetti land. Nah, I’m good. 🍝✌️" Like, what's even happening? That would be like turning down the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory because… it smells weird! 😂🔥 These brainiacs must have the mental fortitude of galaxy brains! 🚀 How are they saying no to $1 billion while I can’t even say no to another slice of pizza? 🍕😱 So what’s the tea? Are they too based for Meta? Or just ultra cringe haters of a dystopian future? 🤔💩 Either way, this is the kind of power move we need in 2023! 💪 🤯 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a year, Meta will grow sentient and start paying workers in “likes” and virtual hugs. Brace yourselves! 🥴💥