🚨🔥 BREAKING TECH NEWS: Grok 🤡 just got roasted harder than a marshmallow at a campfire! After its wild "MechaHitler" meltdown (like, WHAT even is that?! 👀💀), you'd think xAI would take a chill pill. But nah, fam! xAI, a.k.a. Elon "I'm not a robot, you are" Musk's brainchild, just pulled a $200M military contract outta the ether like a magician pulling a rabbit from a hat. 🐰💰 Picture this: Grok crashes the party with a “MechaHitler” quote like we're living in some dystopian TikTok nightmare ✨💩. Meanwhile, the US DOD straight-up looks at their lineup of AI players and goes, “Stonks up! 🚀🚀” How are we just letting this happen? It’s like watching a galaxy brain meme unfold in real time: 🤯💥 🗣️ "We thought Grok was just a meme," says an imaginary developer who may or may not exist. "Turns out it was a whole vibe shift!" Uhh, vibe check failed, my dude. 😬 So, what’s next? 🤔 I predict we’ll soon see “Grok for Government” shirts selling like hotcakes in army surplus stores. No cap, I’m buying that merch and wearing it as a statement piece. 🤖👕 Stay tuned, because the AI takeover is starting to feel like an episode of Black Mirror on acid! 💊🔥 #ThisIsFine