🚨🧐 BREAKING NEWS: *TECH TITANS MEET AND IT'S NOT A CRINGE TARPAULIN!* 🚨💥 So get this, fam — Linus Torvalds and Bill Gates *finally* sat down for a chit-chat! Yup, the Linux legend and the Windows wizard met up like it was some epic crossover episode, and it was *TOTALLY* hosted by Mark Russinovich, the Microsoft Azure CTO. You know, the guy whose LinkedIn just screams “I collect tech credentials like Pokémon cards.” 😂💳 The dinner was like an internet meme come to life: 🥴 “So, Bill, how do you feel about open source?” The room: *silence*... Then Bill, probably thinking about how to sell you a subscription, whispers, “Sssstttonks! 😤💰” while Linus is basically doing the Drake pointing meme like “Nah.” Rumors are flying, and I quote, “My mom said we HAVE to talk about Windows 11. What's with those UI changes?!” - Linus 💀🔥 Meanwhile, Gates is there like this 👉🤖 “Just think of all the people we could make seethe!” 🎉 But wait, here’s my *UNHINGED PREDICTION* for the future: In 2025, they’ll release a hybrid OS called "Linus' Window," and it ONLY runs on potato-powered servers! 🚀🥔 #TechVibes #ThisIsFine SMASH that share button if you also think tech dinners should come with a side of chaos! 🍾✨