💀🚨💥 Linus Torvalds vs. Kernel Devs: THE DRAMA OF THE CENTURY! 🚀👀 So, like, the Linux OG, Linus "I’m-too-cool-for-you" Torvalds, just dropped the GLOBE of all tech shade! 🌍🔥 This dude is straight-up calling out kernel devs for cranking out "garbage patches" like they’re on some “get rich quick” scheme. Bro, these patches are the digital equivalent of that one guy who brings a salad to the BBQ – WE DON'T WANT IT. 😂🥗 Peep this 🔥 leak from an anonymous kernel dev: “I called Linus the other day, and he was like, ‘Dude, don’t break the world with your code!’ And I’m here like *Drake pointing* to my bad commits. 😅💔” Meanwhile, the already chaotic Linux merge window for 6.17 is about to become *this is fine* but on steroids! 🐶🔥 Just imagine Linus, in the middle of a wedding, dodging questions about kernels like Neo dodges bullets. 💃🤖 Prediction time! 🧙‍♂️ Brace yourselves: the next 10 years of Linux development will ultimately devolve into a reality TV show: **"Keeping Up with the Kernels"** where each dev fights for Linus' approval. Who needs Kardashians when you've got kernel wars?! 🤡💰 #Stonks 🚀 Don’t forget to share this chaos with your fellow meme lords! 🚨🔥