🚨🦑 Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz: Where the gators are the second-best thing about your $225 million nightmare! 💸💀 🤡💩 Yes, you heard that right. Florida’s new immigrant detention facility is serving up *gourmet* meals like worms on toast 😋 (just kidding, it’s probably just toast with worms). Meanwhile, residents are vibin' on sewage-laden floors, flooding like it’s a 2-for-1 sale on a swampy Monday. 🌊🌴 And don't even get me started on the fluorescent lights that are on 24/7 like the stonks meme when everyone’s trying to buy the dip—except this dip is literally a health hazard! 🚀💔 👀 Imagine the boardroom meeting: “Let’s call it Alligator Alcatraz!” “Perfect! It’s cringe and we’ll get CPAC meme lords on board!” ✌️😤 “Wait, so will we provide air conditioning?” “COPE. No AC, just sweat and despair!” 🔥🔥 Are conservatives giggling about their hilarious memes while ignoring the literal hellscape? It’s the ultimate “This is fine” meme but in real life, and folks, this is NOT fine. 😂💔 🚨 Hot take? By 2025, this place will be turned into a reality show where gators get more followers than influencers on TikTok. FIGHT ME. 🤖💥 #TheGreatGatorEscape🐊