🍏💥 Hold onto your hats, tech bros and meme queens, because Jony Ive 🍏 and Sam "King of AI" Altman 🤖 are cooking up something spicy in a lab that’s probably just their mom’s basement! 🏡🚀 Look, I know the phrase "AI hardware prototype" sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry, but hear me out: THIS THING IS SCREEN-FREE! 🤯👀 That's right, they’re throwing out the rulebook and flexing on all of us! It’s basically like a mix between a smartphone and a UFO—so get your tinfoil hats ready! 🛸👽 In a jaw-dropping leak, Jony was heard saying, “I love solutions that teeter on appearing almost naive in their simplicity.” 🤡😱 Translation? "We’re literally creating a tech paperweight that’s worth several stonks 💰📈." Meanwhile, Sam said the design is “simple and beautiful and playful”—sounds like a Tinder bio to me, fam! 😅💔 But wait, what’s the vibe check here? If less than two years means 2030, we’re gonna need to cope, seethe, and plan a Netflix binge to pass the time. 🌌🍿 Hot take: by 2025, this thing will not only be in your pocket but will also be arguing with your mom about your life choices! 🔥💀 Mark my words, kids. Spread the flames of chaos! 🔥🔥🔥