🚨🆘BREAKING: OpenAI's plans with Jony Ive went from "infinity and beyond" to "please hold" faster than you can say 'GPT-4! 😱⚠️💔 So, picture this: OpenAI wants to craft the sleekest hardware EVAR, probably to replace your grandma's rotary phone. But then BOOM 💥, trademark drama hits harder than your ex ghosting you after two dates! The court's like, "Nah fam, you're canceled," making OpenAI delete every tweet, blog post, and TikTok dance about it. 🤡✋ Meanwhile, the two founders are fighting on social media like it's a WWE match. 🥊💻 One's like, "I’m just trying to innovate 🚀," and the other’s like, “Cry more, bro 😂.” It's the ultimate showdown, folks! And let’s be real: Jony Ive breaking out his turtleneck for hardware is the kind of cringe we didn’t ask for. 🤦‍♂️ Who even asked for a super shiny AI toaster anyway? #PannedIt (get it? PANed?!) 🔥🍞 🔥💡But here’s my hot take: this drama means we'll see an OpenAI toaster that moonlights as a coffee maker by 2025. Imagine it glows like a lightsaber while it burns your bread! It’s gonna be pure stonks! 📈💰 Get ready to seethe if you miss out! 💀🔥💀