**🚨 BREAKING TECH NEWS: Jon McNeill Drops Truth Bombs at TechCrunch All Stage 🚀💥** So get this: Jon McNeill, the GOAT behind DVx Ventures (and ex-king of Tesla & Lyft 💪👑), threw down some SERIOUS knowledge at TechCrunch All Stage 2025 this July 15 in Boston. Spoiler alert: it’s NOT about that sweet, sweet product-market fit 🍭. Nah fam, he's saying you're probably scaling too fast, like a toddler on Red Bull. 🍼💨 💡 "Founders be like: 'Chase that fit!' 😂 But Jon’s over here like: 'Nah, bruh. Slow your roll. You're just a meme waiting to happen.'" 💀💔 **What does that mean?** It's time to stop throwing money like confetti at your half-baked ideas while pretending it’s a celebration. **Drake Pointing**: "Here’s the real flex: BUILD something first before burning cash like it's the last Big Mac in the universe." 🍔🔥 In short: Settle down, entrepreneurs! 🚫✨ Cope less, build more, or you’ll end up like a cringy TikTok dance trend—cool for 5 minutes, then *poof*—a forgotten relic. 😬🤖💀 **Hot take:** Within 2 years, we’ll be seeing a *TechCrunch Grandma Stage*, where seasoned founders’ advice is like gold. Get ready for that grandparent wisdom to go viral. 💰🥴💡