🚨💥🔓 BREAKING NEWS: N. KOREAN HACKERS ARE THE NEW GIG ECONOMY QUEENS 👑💰💀 Listen up tech heads! Turns out our buddy Kim Jong-un's pals at UNC4899 are NOT just firing missiles, but also launching cyber attacks that are wilder than your last Tinder date! 🤖🤡💥 These guys hit up peeps on LinkedIn and Telegram like they were trying to convince you to sell your soul for a crypto job—"Hey bro, wanna become a billionaire? Just click this suspicious link!" #BigKapitalismStonks 🚀🔥 I can hear the cringey convo now: 👤 Employee: "So, what do I get for executing this malicious Docker?" 👤 UNC4899: "Let's just say, you’ll be swimming in crypto like Scrooge McDuck, no cap." 🦆💸 And they roped innocent devs in with fake freelance gigs! Like, who needs honesty when you can just launch malware? This is the 2023 version of "Hey, can you help me move? I'll pay you in exposure!" 😳🚫 So, what's the hot take? I predict the next big thing in job hunting will be just hiring hackers to *newly* package *job offers* as "better than internships," so buckle up! This is fine... 🔥💬 Also, I’d rather swipe right on my cat than these scams. Stay cyber-safe, fam! 🐱💻✨ #CringeAlert