🔥🎮💔 BREAKING: Itch.io and Steam have gone full-on parental control mode and banned adult games, and the internet is SHOOKETH! 😱🤬 I mean, imagine waking up one day and your favorite spicy indie game is now as invisible as your social life! 💀💔 Word on the nerdy street is that a squad of "anti-porn advocates" and big payment processors decided to throw an *adulting* tantrum 🤡💰. Like, we get it, the world needs safe spaces, but let creators be creators, fam! 🎨✨ Let’s not act like we’re in a 1950s sitcom where showing a little skin makes the world go upside-down. This is fine. 😤🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “I guess my game just got hit harder than my gaming skills on the first level 😭🤦‍♂️. What’s next? Banning all M-rated games for having the word ‘blood’ in them?” Cue the meme lords revving up their engines! 🚀💥 Will we see a GigaChad solution where creators turn to the dark web? 🤖💻 No cap, if trends continue, we'll have to unlock our games with a secret handshake! 🔐🕵️‍♂️ So here’s my 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥: next week, Twitch will announce a *no cringe* policy on streams, followed by Elon Musk creating a new app for "adulting free speech." Stonks are about to go to the moon... or crash into a black hole. 🌑💸 Stay tuned, folks!