🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF ZUCKERBERG’S NIGHTMARES! 💀💻 So, the U.S. cybersecurity squad just dropped an alert like it’s the latest TikTok dance challenge. They’re sayin’ Iranian hackers are coming for our defense networks, operational tech, and critical infrastructure 🔥📉. Basically, the internet equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum in a candy store! 🍭 “Over the last few months, Iranian hacktivists have been flexing their fingers 🖐️💪, and it’s about to get REAL,” said a *completely real* anonymous source (we totally didn’t make it up, promise! 🤭). It’s like they saw the “this is fine” meme and decided to make it their life motto! 😂 And you know what that means, right? Time to get your firewalls as thick as your mom's lasagna! 🛡️🍝 No cap, this is some galaxy-brain level cringe for anyone using outdated security systems. 🚀💰 But hey, here’s a hot take: I fully expect the hackers to start streaming their attacks live on Twitch—call it “Hackin’ & Chill”! Coming soon to a cringe compilation near you! 🤖🔥 Don’t forget to stock up on your VPNs and pray to the tech gods, because it’s about to get spicy! 🌶️💥 #Seethe #Cope #StonksToTheMoon