🌍💀🚀 Hold onto your laptops, fam, 'cause we’re diving deep into the digital dumpster fire that is cyber warfare! Iranian hackers just dropped some malware mixtapes that are more chaotic than your ex's Instagram feed! 🎶🔥 Meet DEEPROOT and TWOSTROKE, not the new hipster coffee shop but *actual* backdoors sneaking into aerospace and defense sectors like it’s a toddler in a candy store. Who knew spies could be such tech-savvy procrastinators? 🤡💸 Google-owned Mandiant is out here waving the “UNC1549” flag like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party (this name sounds like a rejected Transformers character, no cap). They’re linked to the wildest crew of threat actors, also known as Nimbus Manticore or Subtle Snail. Like, what is this—anime? ☠️🚀 “Fr fr, we just vibing, no biggie,” said the imaginary Iranian hacker while sipping on some overpriced coffee. “Just casually crashing defense systems before brunch. #Goals” 🥴💀 Now, don’t get it twisted—the real DANGER is when the astronauts forget to change their passwords! 🤖🌌 So buckle up, because I predict a future where your microwave can hack into military drones! 🥴💥 Stonks are rising for the “Dude, Where’s My Data?” meme! 📈🔥