🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DATING FRONTLINES! 💔🚨 So, like, Hinge used to be THAT app where you could find your soulmate—ya know, the same place future NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani met his wifey, Rama Duwaji, back in ’21. Now? It's basically a dumpster fire with users crying into their phones like they're auditioning for a sad TikTok compilation. 📱😂 **Leaked developer quote**: “We were going for romance, but now it’s just ‘swipe left and cry’.” 💀💔 Social media is blowing up, fam! 🐦💥 “This isn’t the app I fell in love with! I DEMAND the old Hinge back!!” Bro, it’s as if dating has become another entry in the “This is fine” meme saga—just look at these folks trying to find love while their hearts are literally on fire! 🔥💔 Meanwhile, users are out here acting like dating apps are some ancient artifacts, saying things like, “Hinge back then was STONKS, now it’s just... cringe.” 🤡💸 🚀💡 Hot Take Alert: By 2025, dating apps will be so chaotic, they’ll require a PhD in sociology just to send a DM! 🤖✨ **Drake pointing meme**—to better dating apps, obviously. Share this with someone who needs a laugh and maybe a little hope for their love life! 💔🤝🔥