Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🖥️💥 Because we got some Jurassic-sized chaos in the tech world and it’s a DINO-mite disaster! 🦖💀 Hackers are taking that sweet, sweet Velociraptor DFIR tool (yeah, the fancy forensic software that sounds like it could eat your data for breakfast 🥓) and turning it into a weapon of RANSOM WARRIOR mayhem! 💸✨ So like, is it just me, or are these hackers totally on that villain arc? 🚀 Meet your new best buds, Storm-2603 (also known as CL-CRI-1040 aka Gold Salem 😂 - so many names, it’s basically a K-Pop idol). They're rolling with the LockBit ransomware like they're on a low-budget action flick! 🎬💥 “Literally, who thought a dinosaur tool would turn into a weapon of destruction?” said some imaginary dev at Sophos while chugging his fifth energy drink. 🚀💀 In totally not surprising news, we're officially on this wild ride of STONKS for cybercrime! 📈🔥 Get ready for a week filled with “This is fine” memes while these clowns set everything on fire 🔥😅! **Unhinged Prediction**: In 2024, we’ll be fighting hackers with actual velociraptors on leashes. Mark my words! 🦖💣