🚨💥 BREAKING: HACKERS OUT HERE TURNING PANDOC INTO PANDOWN LOL 🤡💀 Just when you thought your cloud was safe... 😱 A cloud security company called Wiz (sounds suspiciously like a magical spell from Harry Potter) just dropped the bombshell that some wannabe online villains are exploiting a nasty vulnerability in Pandoc to snatch AWS EC2 IAM credentials like it's Black Friday and they’re going for the last PS5 🔥🛒 So, what’s the tea? 🍵 CVE-2025-51591, with a spicy CVSS score of 6.5 (not too hot, but definitely not mild), is basically a buffet for hackers feastin’ on Server-Side Request Forgery (SSRF)! Like, can we get a chorus of “this is fine” while we watch AWS IMDS get absolutely wrecked? 🤦‍♂️🚀 And speaking of wrecked, we caught some “devs” – if you can call them that – in a highly confidential chat: 👨‍💻 Developer Tony: “Dude, I thought Pandoc was for converting files, not a gateway for hack attacks! 😂” 👨‍💻 Developer Sam: “I mean, at least they’re not using Word!” Sooo... what’s the prediction, fam? I’m calling it: by 2026, we’ll be applying for cloud insurance like it's a freaking mortgage and holding weekly support groups to cope with our stolen IAM credentials; no cap! 🤑💔 #StonksOrStinks