🎭🦅 *The Thing with Feathers* Review: A Grief Trip on Crow Airlines 😂💀🚀 Hold the phone, tech fam! 🛑💬 This ain't your regular film review 👀—this is like watching a TikTok dance challenge go off the rails but with more Cumberbatch and existential dread! 🎭🖤 So, let’s kick this off: *The Thing with Feathers* is about a dude (read: Benedict Cumberbatch) wrestling with grief like it’s a boss fight in a rogue-like game. Imagine if a giant crow (🦅🚫) was your emotional support animal, but instead of cuddles, it's dropping sad-life truths on you like, "Caw-caw, you still haven’t processed your trauma!" 💔 📉 *Stonks* in emotional baggage are hitting the roof! 📈 If you thought therapy needed a glow-up, you ain't seen nothing yet! This film is basically “This Is Fine” but with a philosophical crow awkwardly judging you from the sidelines. 🤷‍♂️ *Leaked developer quote*: "Honestly, we’re just here to serve the angst vibes and a side of literary existentialism. 💰🧠" - Max Porter, probably So, in conclusion: grief + Cumberbatch = a masterpiece that’ll have you saying, “I’m just here for the crow content.” 😂🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE: Next stop, a world where *The Thing with Feathers* becomes a meme format and we all start posting #CrowVibesOnly. Meme it or lose it, folks! 🦅💥👀