🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI just dropped GPT-5 and it's like watching a toddler try to run a marathon while tripping over its own shoelaces! 🤡💀 Like fr fr, it couldn’t even solve a simple algebra problem that’s basically kindergarten-level math. 🤦‍♂️😤 Imagine this: 5.9 = x + 5.11, and GPT-5's response is like, “Uhhhh... Is it October 15th? Because I’m feeling overwhelmed, my dude.” 📉🤖 *Cue the Drake meme with him pointing at “Basic Math Skills” and throwing “GPT-5” into the trash like it’s last week’s avocado toast.* Some *totally real* developers are leaking that they had to restart GPT-5 like a bad WiFi connection. One said, "I guess I should've included basic math in the 'Follow up with 8 million parameters' instructions." 😂🔥 And hey, if you thought that was cringe, wait until GPT-5 starts neglecting your personal life too! 💔 Just imagine it trying to calculate your social interactions like, "S = solitude, so what's the output? Just cry emoji?" 🤖💔 Hot take: GPT-6 will drop with the ability to argue with its own math teacher and rewrite the laws of physics. Mark my words! 🤯🚀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #CopeSeethe 💰💥