"When GPT-5 drops, but itโs more cringe than cool ๐ฌ๐ #SendHelp #AIFail"
๐จ๐ BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI just dropped GPT-5 and it's like watching a toddler try to run a marathon while tripping over its own shoelaces! ๐คก๐ Like fr fr, it couldnโt even solve a simple algebra problem thatโs basically kindergarten-level math. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ค Imagine this: 5.9 = x + 5.11, and GPT-5's response is like, โUhhhh... Is it October 15th? Because Iโm feeling overwhelmed, my dude.โ ๐๐ค *Cue the Drake meme with him pointing at โBasic Math Skillsโ and throwing โGPT-5โ into the trash like itโs last weekโs avocado toast.* Some *totally real* developers are leaking that they had to restart GPT-5 like a bad WiFi connection. One said, "I guess I should've included basic math in the 'Follow up with 8 million parameters' instructions." ๐๐ฅ And hey, if you thought that was cringe, wait until GPT-5 starts neglecting your personal life too! ๐ Just imagine it trying to calculate your social interactions like, "S = solitude, so what's the output? Just cry emoji?" ๐ค๐ Hot take: GPT-6 will drop with the ability to argue with its own math teacher and rewrite the laws of physics. Mark my words! ๐คฏ๐ #Stonks #ThisIsFine #CopeSeethe ๐ฐ๐ฅ