🚨💔 BREAKING: Blockworks just pulled the ultimate “I’m not like other girls” move and ditched their newsroom like it was a bad Tinder date! 🤖💔😱💸 Founded in 2017, these crypto vibes are shifting gears faster than your grandma trying to set up a crypto wallet! 💥🤑 Forget news—these clowns are all about that sweet, sweet software and data life now. Can someone take them back to 2020 where they belong? 💀🧙‍♂️ LEAKED QUOTE from a Blockworks dev (probably): “We’d rather sell shovels than mine gold. #Stoinks💰” Pfft, fr fr just call them "Softwareworks" at this point! 🤡💻 Meanwhile, their newsletters and podcasts are still dropping like it’s hot, but honestly, Blockworks, it’s giving “This is fine” vibes while the crypto world is on fire like it’s a BBQ gone wrong. 🔥🌭🌍 🚀💥 Prediction: By 2024, Blockworks will release an NFT of a crying cat that gets more clout than their entire lineup. You heard it here first! 🐱💔💣 So, if you’re diving into the crypto pool, keep your floaties on—this is gonna be chaotic! 💦😬 #CryptoDrama #BasedButCringe