👁️👁️ Ready for a wild ride, fam? Grab your popcorn 🍿 because Google just dropped a new AI bombshell that might just have you feeling like you're reliving your cringe-y Tween years! 🙈🤣 They’re rolling out an **AI age-verification system** that's gonna guess your age based on your online shenanigans across the WHOLE Google empire! 🏰💼 🎉 So, if you've been binging that *“How to Become a Millionaire”* video while also watching “Kittens Steal Toy Cars” (seriously, we know you do), say goodbye to your anonymity – AI’s coming for you! 🤖✨ Imagine the horror when Google starts emailing your parents about that TikTok you REALLY thought was funny! 💌💀 But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it developers are rolling their eyes so hard at this project that they might just see their brains spill out. One “anonymous” dev (*totally not a Google employee*) said, “Not like we already know you're *34 but act like you’re 14* 🤡🙃.” And let’s be real: this is just another excuse for Google to sell your data to advertisers like it's a digital flea market. 🤑📈 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: In 5 years, your toaster will know if you're REALLY 25 or just 25 in your heart. Stonks? No thanks, I'm investing in anti-AI therapy! 🤯🚀💰 #ThisIsFine #GoogleGotUs 🚨 SHARE THIS like your secrets depend on it! 🔥✨