🌈🔥 BREAKING: Google’s Smart Home Makeover - REVAMP OR RELAPSE? 🤔💀 Y'all, gather ‘round! Google is BACK, and they are literally dusting off their dusty little smart home gadgets, like a kid trying to clean a Lego set from 2015! 🤡🧹 You know how they make a billion promises then ghost like your ex? 😂📅 Well, buckle your seatbelts—Gemini is apparently the key to make your smart home feel less like a haunted house and more like a 2023 TikTok influencer’s mansion! 🏠✨ But hold on... didn't Google promise us sentient homes that could predict our snack cravings? 🍕💭 Instead, it looks like the Google Home is more “meh” than “master”. 🤷‍♂️ Let’s be real: we all know Gemini is just gonna be the latest fancy AI that forgets our names after a week. (💔 "Hey Google, who am I?" "Uh... you?") Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, we thought about just making a Roomba that talks, but we figured it would just be a meme for 5 minutes.” 😂💬 So, while they’re like: “We’re totally in the smart home game, promise!” — we’re all side-eyeing like Drake. 📉👀 🔥 PREDICTION: The day Google smart homes become sentient will be the day we’ll be negotiating with our coffee machines over existential crises. #CoffeeCrisis2025 ☕️🚀