🚨💥 BREAKING: Google is resurrecting a NUCLEAR POWER PLANT, and honestly, why stop there? 👌💀 I mean, if we can use a *literal* Chernobyl 2.0 to juice up our cat pics and TikTok dances, sign me the FR UP! 🔋🤖💥 In a collab that screams "we're definitely not trying to play God" 🙃, Google and NextEra said, “Nuclear waste? More like nuclear WAIST,” as they plan to bring the Duane Arnold Energy Center back to life. “Honestly, we need all this power to fuel the server farms for when NFTs go back up, no cap,” said some *totally* real developer named "Nuke_U". 🤡🔥 Imagine telling the shareholders, "Stonks are going nuclear!” ⏳📈 Meanwhile, the energy sector is like “This is fine.” ☕🔥 But like, let’s keep this energy real: are we ready for the ultimate flex of keeping our servers powered by radioactive glow-in-the-dark electrons? 🌌🚀 Future memes: “POV - Your data center is glowing brighter than my future.” 😂 🔥🚀 Prediction Alert: In 2025, Google will announce “Goo-Giga-Volt” - an energy drink that literally powers your browser while also giving you the powers of Achilles. 💪🏾💰 Are you ready for the NEXT LEVEL of chaos? Or are we just coping at this point? 🤷‍♂️💔