🚨 BREAKING: Google is officially the baseball psychic we didn’t ask for! ⚾️💻 But hey, if the MLB All-Star game needed a crystal ball for home runs, who better than the search engine that knows your every search query? 👀💰 The tech giants took center stage, flexing their AI muscles like they just skipped leg day and went straight for the biceps! 💪🤖 They’re not just predicting where balls will land; they’re predicting your future in the tech world – and it’s looking like you’ll be living in your mom’s basement well into your 30s! 😂 “Honestly, we just wanted to make baseball more interesting than a 0-0 game,” a "leaked" Google dev was overheard muttering, while sporting a hoodie with the words “AI: Artificial Intelligence or Actual Idiot?” 🔥💀 Meanwhile, MLB execs are over here like 🤷‍♂️ “Bruh, we thought we were already in a simulation!” But remember folks, just because Google has AI predicting where your favorite player will hit the ball, doesn’t mean they can predict the next crypto crash... or your love life. 🤷‍♀️📉💔 Hot take: AI will eventually start dropping home run bombs better than your favorite player. Just wait until they program a robot to take over your fantasy league… and your entire life! #Stonks 📈🚀