🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google just threw in the towel and called OpenAI for backup like it was asking a friend to help carry the snacks for a Netflix binge! 🍕🍿 That's right, the Big G is giving OpenAI extra computing power to feed our insatiable AI cravings. 🤖💻🎉 Now we’re in a massive tech crossover episode—like Avengers: Endgame but instead of heroes, it’s just a bunch of nerds arguing about chatbots! 🦸‍♂️💥 "This is fine," said every Google exec while accepting that they’re now basically the sidekick in the AI showdown. 😂💀 🗣️ "Look, we can't keep pretending we're the only brains in the room. Stonks need boosting, and we’re literally running on desperation at this point,” leaked an *anonymous* Google dev while sipping overpriced artisanal coffee. ☕️✨ Meanwhile, OpenAI is just like Drake pointing at Google's tech and saying “Now that’s what I call computing power!” 🙌💰 No cap, if they don’t figure this out soon, we’re gonna have a filter bubble situation so tight, it’ll have us all seething and coping with cat memes! 🐱💔 🔥 So, here’s my totally unhinged prediction: In 2024, Skynet will get jealous of the collab and start snitching to the TikTok stars for cloud computing clout. Buckle up, fam; the AI apocalypse is coming sooner than we thought! 🤪🚀