💀🚨 STOP THE PRESS! 🚨💀 GOOGLY MOGLY, folks! 🤖 The overlords at Google DeepMind just dropped a *WILD* bombshell that’s gonna have the whole ancient history community simping! They’re deploying AI to decode Roman texts, and let me tell you – that’s a *straight-up* Game of Thrones plot twist but for nerds! 🏛️📜 Introducing Aeneas – but honestly, it sounds more like the name of my 8th-grade crush. 😍😂 Some big brain scientists in the UK (shoutout to whoever thought parsing “Cicero” text was 🥱) have created a digital hero that’s ready to flex on ancient scrolls like it's 2022 and we’re all out here trying to unlock the secrets of the universe with facial recognition on cats. 🐱💁‍♂️ 👉 Oh, and you know somewhere in Silicon Valley, some dev is crying in code, saying: “I just wanted to build an app for pizza toppings... not *decipher ancient civilization*!” 🍕💔 This is fine. But really, what if the Romans were just *really* bad at writing? 🤔 What’s next? AI trying to understand my last breakup via DMs? C’mon, fam! 😭 Unpopular prediction: Next month they're gonna resurrect Julius Caesar, and he's gonna start a TikTok channel. Watch this space, it’s about to get LIT!! 🔥🔥 #HistoryTikTok #AIForTheWin #stonks