🤡💥 BREAKING: Google and Amazon are LOWKEY playing espionage tag with Israel, and let's be real, it's giving Big Tech meets Tony Soprano vibes! 🎩💰💀 So, apparently, there’s this wild “winking mechanism” from Project Nimbus (yes, it sounds like a failed sci-fi movie) where when Google/Amazon send secret squirrel 🐿️💨 data to other countries, they also send cash like some high-tech money laundering scheme. Y’all ever heard of the new stonks trend? These companies are OUT HERE getting paid to dodge legal orders! 🚀💸 💬 *Developer Quote Leaked*: "Bro, I sound like I’m in a spy movie, but I’m just trying to avoid the cops... for data!" - Totally Not a Cloud Engineer 🧑‍💻 The plan? Dialing codes for nickels and dimes! 📞➡️💵 U.S.? Send 1,000 shekels. Italy? 3,900 shekels needed. Uzbekistan’s high dialing code? *Wheeze* Yeah, good luck collecting on that one, fam. 😅 This is fine. Everything's fine. 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥: Next thing you know, they'll be launching a cloud service that comes with a side of money laundering – call it “Cloudy With a Chance of Cash.” No cap, the future is sus! 🤖💀 Share this chaos with your friends so they too can know how deep the rabbit hole goes! 🐰✨