🚨 HOLD ON TO YOUR PHONES, FOLKS! 📱🔥 The legendary tech wizards at Google have graced us mortals with a POWER MOVE: the “Mark as Read” button is finally rolling out in Gmail notifications for Android!! 💥💰 Yes, you heard that right. 🥁 Your inbox just got a glow-up that’s shinier than a TikTok influencer’s ring light. 💎😱 Why’s it so exciting, you ask? Well, now you can ignore those pesky emails like it's your ex trying to slide into DMs. 🥴💔 #Ghosted 🤖 Developer Quote Leak: "We realized people wanted to pretend they read emails without actually reading them. 🤡 So we gave 'em the golden ticket!" – a totally real Google engineer, probably. Drake is out here like, “I’m not mad, I’m just impressed.” 👌 And while you're vibing with those notifications, just remember: this is literally the tech equivalent of giving your socks a new design. But wait, can we talk about how many unread emails you're gonna have after this? 🤯 Look at that number climb like a stonk 🚀📈. 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, Google will announce a "Mark as Ignored" button, so you don’t even have to open the emails. This is fine. 💀💸 #InnovateOrDie #GmailGang Share this with your squad before the Internet collapses under the sheer weight of this revelation! 💥🥳