🚨 BREAKING NEWS: GitHub HACKZILLA Edition! 🚨💻💀 So, y’all remember GitHub, right? That place where developers go to feel fancy while low-key getting absolutely NO SLEEP ☕💯? Well, it turns out a squad of malware geniuses decided to turn our favorite coding playground into a digital lawn where they can just toss malware seeds and watch the cringe grow 🌱🤡. Yeah, you heard me right! 🔍 Cisco's Talos team is flexing hard with their *latest findings*—which basically means they caught some dudes using GitHub like a cheap motel for dodgy payloads🤯. 💔😂 Can we just appreciate how these hackers are like, “GitHub? Free wifi and low commitment? Stonks!” 🚀📈 Imagine being the dev who saw that repo named "totally_not_malware" and was like, "Yeah, let's clone that" 😳💩. You know there were some poor souls trying to debug while simultaneously yelling “This is fine” as malware rained down like confetti at a sad party 🎉💔. **Leaked Developer Quote**: “I thought it was just a cool coding project. Now I’m just in my basement with my pets and regret.” 🐱🙈 In conclusion, tech companies really need to stop giving hackers the keys to the kingdom, or we’re all gonna be living in a real-life version of Squid Game but with code 💀🔥. 🚨 BOLD PREDICTION: Next, they’ll make a “Malware Market” feature on GitHub — kind of like Etsy but for viruses. 🤖🎨💰 #CryptoChaos