✨💥 Break out the party hats, folks because Google just entered their midlife crisis and they’ve brought a chatbot to the sesh! 🎉💀 Meet Gemini, the new tech overlord that’s totally *not* stalking your memories to craft that birthday letter you never asked for! I’m talking about user data being leveraged harder than my WiFi on a Saturday night.📈💰 📜🤖 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We were literally just trying to get our sassy friend Gemini to stop writing breakup letters. But then we were like, ‘Birthday letters? Let’s go!’” — Rick, DeFi Developer, 🦸‍♂️ and amateur therapist. Now, *no cap* this is about to set off some serious “this is fine” vibes. 🔥🚀 But imagine your robot BFF spoiling your life events like a third-grade classmate with too much information from TikTok. “Hey, happy birthday! Remember when you tripped at the prom?” 😂 Wait, is this a card, or a therapy session? Drake's pointing meme intensifies as Google leans into the cringe; BRB while we watch the overlords crush our privacy like a grape. 🍇🔥 **Hot Take:** Within 6 months, Gemini will start sending personalized “I’m sorry” letters for all your life’s regrets. Feelings? 🤡 SEETHING! 💔 Share this chaos, fam!