🚨💡🏭 **BREAKING: Fusion Energy Gets a Glow-Up with AI Magic!** 💻🌌 Ladies and gents, WE ARE LIVING IN A SIMULATION! 🤖💥 Commonwealth Fusion Systems just partnered with Google DeepMind 🍏🤖 to take a wild ride on the plasma highway with TORAX, their open-source fusion simulator! Talk about flexing those nerd muscles! 💪🔥 Meanwhile, big brain scientists everywhere are like 🤯💭: “Fusion energy? Is that the new crypto? Can I mine it?” Nope, fam! It’s the REAL STONKS 💰 of clean energy! While the world burns 🔥🌍 (this is fine 🐶), these wizards are cooking up plasma reactors like it's 2050! But let’s be honest, Google is just trying to distract us from the fact that their search algorithm can’t find a reliable charger. 😂📱 Imagine they accidentally turn us all into supercharged nuclear beings - "Hey, wanna go to the beach? Sorry, I’m busy THRUSTING into orbit!” 🚀🌊 And as one anonymous “dev” quipped: “With this deal, the tech bros are gonna have gobs of energy... to power their overpriced NFTs!" *cue the eye roll* 👀🤦‍♂️ **Hot take: Fusion will be a reality by 2025, and the first fusion-powered TikTok dance challenge will BREAK THE INTERNET!** Get rekt, fossil fuels! 🚬💀💃 #FusionTok #EnergyNerdsUnite