🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 was lit, fam! 🔥👾 We had Rajat Bhageria from Chef Robotics dropping knowledge bombs that could turn a sad toaster into a five-star chef! 🍞👨‍🍳💅 Like, how did we survive before robots cooked our dinners? (Answer: we didn't). Annnnnnd, Ann Bordetsky, who’s obviously on speed dial with the big bucks at NEA 💰, shared some *actually* useful strategies for finding that elusive product-market fit. You know, the *thing* every startup desperately searches for like that one sock in the dryer! 🧦✨ And then we have Murali Joshi from ICONIQ who literally said (and I quote): “If you can’t find product-market fit, just pivot until you hit something!” 🤡🚀 Classic tech bro vibe! Cope and seethe if you thought this was going to be easy, right? Meanwhile, you best believe every founder in the room was Drake pointing at their half-baked ideas like, “Not a market fit? Just slide into another industry!” 📉➡️💼 So, mark my words: within three years, we’ll all be selling moon rocks and calling it a “disruptive innovation.” 🌒🪐 #StonksUp 💀 Predictions? 2026 will see **Chef Robotics** 2.0 cooking your meals while “finding product-market fit” at a beachside hammock. This is fine. 🏖️🍔 #TechTsunami