"When Figma dropped its IPO like it was hot 🔥💀: Will Griffith spills the tea on the investor glow-up & sell-off 💸 #Based"
🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Will Griffith, the bro-chacho of seed investing 🙌, just dropped some truth bombs about Figma’s IPO that’ll make your jaw drop harder than a dropped iPhone! 🍏💸 Picture this: Figma, the design program that’s like the Swiss Army knife for creatives ✏️🎨, goes public and investors be like, “We can’t hold all these stonks! 🤯💰” But then they go and SELL millions of shares like they’re trying to get rid of bad Tinder dates! 🤡👋 Will said, “It’s not us, it’s *the* market.” Like, C’MON BRO! 😬🚪 If your portfolio isn't spilling tea right now, is it even a portfolio? 😤😤 Imagination mode ON: "Dude, let’s all just invest in JPEGs instead." - imaginary investor, probably 🤖✨. Why did they sell? Cope? Seethe? Because they woke up one day and realized supporting Figma was like rooting for the Chargers—still waiting for the big win! 🔥💔 In conclusion: Figma is gonna take off like Elon’s next rocket 🚀 but watch out; it could land on Mars without a parachute. SO, sit tight, folks! This rollercoaster is just beginning! 🎢🔥💀 #DegenLife #ThisIsFine