🚨💥 BREAKING: Social Media EXODUS Party?! 🎉🔥 Bro, last Friday night, a bunch of brave souls, like a hundred of them, hit up Tompkins Square Park in NYC not for the clout, but for the ultimate DETOX. I mean, who needs likes when you could vibe with your REAL LIFE friends under candlelight? 🕯️✨ Talk about a glow-up – and I literally mean the glow of their screens TURNED OFF!!! 🤯💀 They said, “Let’s get off the apps!” and just like that, *poof* – TikTok, Insta, Twitter, all gone! 🚀💨 Imagine the countdown: 3… 2… 1… BAM! Accounts deleted faster than your grandma can send a text message! 📱💔 "That's nice, dear," she says, as she scrolls through her thousands of cat pics. Leaked Developer Quote: "We didn’t think this would happen... quick, let’s deploy the 'Who Asked' update in 5… 4… 3…” 🤖💸 Folks were like Drake pointing at a better life (that’s RENEWED social interaction, fam). Don’t get it twisted, this is a CRINGE-FREE zone now! Based AF. Hot take: In a month, social media will release a “Friends IRL” feature because they low-key can't cope with all the seething. And like the Phoenix, it will rise from the ashes of cringey stories and toxic trends. Stay tuned, I guess? 😂🥴 🚀💰 STONKS for the retreating social media platforms or nah? Share this madness NOW! 🤡✌️