BREAKING: EU vs. TWITTER PANTOMIME 🤡💀 So, it turns out the European Union's "let's tax the tech giants" plan is about as solid as my Wi-Fi signal during a Zoom call! 😂💔 The EU’s General Court just dropped the bomb 💥, siding with the meme kings Meta and TikTok against a 0.05% supervisory fee. 🤑📉 You’d think they were protesting a 99% tax on ice cream toppings or something for just 0.05% 😂💸. Imagine the courtroom drama: "Your Honor, this fee is as useful as a flip phone in 2023!" - Natalie, exhausted Meta lawyer, probably 🤖💬. The judge is there just trying to figure out if they should take out their crystal ball or a calculator, 'cause the EU's method was FLAT OUT FLOPPY! 📉🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the tech bros are doing the Drake point meme at their bank accounts like "no cap, we WINNING." 🚀💰 EU’s got an advanced degree in cringe! 🤷‍♂️ Stonks for TikTok and Meta are now hitting the moon while the EU is left eating a sad slice of mushroom pizza... this is fine... 🥴🍕. HOT TAKE: In 2060, the EU will be trying to tax the moon and Meta will have replaced all humans with AI influencers. 👽🔥 Mark my words!