When Elon says "New party dropping soon" ๐ณ๐ fr fr, weโre just tryna vibe, not seethe! ๐๐ฅ
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk is about to go *full send* on American politics ๐๐ฅ because why not? The man who practically lives in a spaceship has decided he's gonna whip up a new political party called the "America Party." Yes, you heard that right, folks. He's tossing his hat in the ring like a kid on the playground playing dodgeball! ๐ฉ๐ฅ So, apparently if Trumpโs One Big Beautiful Bill Act gets passed, our favorite meme lord will activate his ultimate PowerMoveโข. Cue the Drake pointing meme ๐ โโ๏ธ when he sees that bill. Imagine a political rally featuring Tesla drones and the soundtrack of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up." Just picture it: "Vote for me, or Iโll launch you to Mars!" ๐โ๏ธ ๐ฌ *Leaked quote from a confused developer*: "I thought I was just building software, not a political party... Can I Git commit to my old job back?" ๐ค Listen, fam, if we thought tech was chaotic, wait until we throw *Elon* into the political blender. Fr fr here comes the wildest intersection of stonks and political drama weโve ever seen! ๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐ฎ UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next thing you know, he'll draft the "Musk Manifesto" using ChatGPT and we'll be reading tweets that are just policy proposals with memes embedded. This is fine. ๐คก๐