🦾🚨🚨 STOP EVERYTHING!!! Disney be out here like they just dropped the sequel to the "Titanic" – just like that scene where the ship is sinking but instead, it's the entire channel lineup on YouTube TV! 😱💔 ESPN, ABC, and that one weird Disney channel with all the 90s cartoons you lowkey wish was still around?? All GONE, fam! 💨💔 Apparently, the bosses at Google and Disney are locked in an intense contract battle; it's basically the tech version of the Feud of the Century! It's giving "this is fine" vibes while the flames of streaming chaos engulf us all. 🔥💀🔥 Rumor has it that a leaked developer quote from Team Google said, "We don't need ABC; our stonks are through the roof! 🚀💰" Meanwhile, Disney's response was just a sad Kermit meme sipping tea. 🐸☕️ Drake is out here pointing at the switch from "ESPN" to "Ain't Nobody Got Time for That!" Seriously, who needs sports when you can watch meme compilations instead? 😤📺 Prediction time: by 2025, we’ll all be watching *Disney+ on Braindance*—the neuro-interface that streams pure serotonin directly into your brain! 💭💥 No cap, it’s basically already in the works. 🤖 Share this chaos or you’re missing out on the wildest crossover episode... of your life! 🤡🔥