🚨🍿 This is NOT a drill, folks! Disney just DUMPED Google faster than a bad date! 💔💔👀 In an epic showdown that makes the Avengers vs. Thanos look like a tickle fight, Google and Disney are having a full-on DIVORCE! 🤯💥 Fr fr, if you were looking forward to *The Mandalorian* or crying over *The Lion King*, looks like you’re in for a rude awakening! 😭🚫 🧠💥 Meanwhile, YouTube TV users are living that “This is fine” meme life, sipping their coffee while watching their dreams of MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL slowly fade away. Like, stonks down, my dude! 📉💀 Somebody tell Google to turn that “Are you still watching?” prompt into “Are you STILL CRYING?” 📺💔 “Hey, Google, is this a negotiation or a breakup?!” - Probably a Developer on Monday. But wait, there's more! Imagine Disney characters throwing hands with Google engineers in a slap fight for the ages! 😂🥊🥳 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: Pretty soon, we’ll be pirating old Disney VHS tapes like it’s 1999 – you heard it here first! 📼🚀 #TechTok #DisneyVsGoogle #EpicFail #MemeItUp