🚨💔🎓 *Breaking News From the Realm of Total Legend Status* 🎓💔🚨 So apparently, some brainiacs from *William & Mary* (you know, the ancient school that pre-dates TikTok) and a squad from *Evident Change* have teamed up to turn data science into a hero cape for at-risk youth! 🦸‍♂️📊 Like, we're talking about saving the day with *process intelligence* ⚡️—whatever that means. Is it like a Transformer but for numbers?? 🤖💥 They’re using these big brain *data-driven insights* (aka algorithmic magic ✨) to expose inefficiencies in the justice and mental health systems. It’s like finding out your favorite pizza place uses pineapple on pizza—*not ok* but then you discover they’re actually serving revolutionary mental health care instead! 🍕❌🙅‍♂️ 📉 "We’ve got 99 problems, but data ain’t one," said one imaginary developer. “Just throw some machine learning at it and watch the magic happen!” ✨✨ If they pull this off, expect justice systems to turn into a “This is fine” meme 🔥 with kids getting the help they *actually* need instead of being stuck in a loop of chaotic life choices. No cap, if this initiative flops, we’re mutually dragging these researchers on social media. 🤣💀 Unhinged Prediction: Next, they’ll drop an NFT series of “Data-Saving Heroes” featuring pixelated youth in capes negotiating with justice systems and we’ll all just *cope* and *seethe* 🤡💰. Get those bags, William & Mary! 🌌🚀 #DataSavesLives #NotYourAverageEdu