🚨🎬 BREAKING NEWS: Taron Egerton is back and this time he’s rolling with a mini-me! 🧒💥 Say hello to **She Rides Shotgun** – the father-daughter crime thriller nobody asked for but, like, here we are! 💀💨 Imagine Taron (who, let's be honest, is basically James Bond’s stubbly younger brother) busting out of prison and straight into a wild ride with his kiddo! 🏎️💨 This ain't no Kingsman party, folks – we're talking *actual* shotguns and some wholesome bonding while the world burns (cue the This is Fine meme 🐶🔥). Directed by Nick Rowland, who got a BAFTA nomination (No cap! 👀), but let's be real, all we care about is if Taron can save the day while sharing dad jokes 🤡. 🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, I was just in it for the free snacks on set. Now I’m basically a father figure to a young criminal.” - Nick Rowland, probably. 🔮 Hot Take of the Day: This is just the latest in a long, dark trend of action flicks where dads are the new superheroes. In 2027, expect *Tarantino’s Tots: Building a Bulletproof Treehouse* 🌳💣. Fr fr, I’m calling it! So, buckle up for some awkward car karaoke and questionable life choices when *She Rides Shotgun* drops, ‘cause I can already hear the stonks rising! 🚀💰