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"When Congress says 'nah' to WhatsApp, it’s giving off ‘iMessage is the vibe’ energy 🔒🚫💀 #TechTwist"

June 24, 2025
about 2 months ago
9to5Mac
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🚨 WHOA NELLY! 🚨 Did you hear the tea? ☕️ Congress just threw WhatsApp 🥴 into the BANNED list like it’s a bad Tinder date. #SwipeLeft 🤡💔 The Office of Cybersecurity (aka the Digital Avengers 🦸‍♂️💻) dropped the hammer because security risks made WhatsApp look about as secure as your grandma's old password! (Sorry, Grandma!) 😬👵 Meanwhile, they're all like, “iMessage for the win!” 📲💪 Um, okay. Are we just gonna pretend that Apple isn’t just a shiny fortress with a moat full of overpriced smartphones? 🤑 Raise your hand if you trust a billion-dollar company with your secrets, I’ll wait… 🙋‍♂️ “Some staffer” was overheard saying,🏴‍☠️ “Yeah, WhatsApp is risky, but I just sent a meme of a cat on fire to the Senator's intern... 🐱🔥 #WorthIt” Precisely the kind of chaos we STAN! But let’s keep it 100, Congress shutting down WhatsApp is just a ploy to get everyone to use iMessage so they can track our conversations about overpriced burritos. 🌯💸 This is fine… right? 😅 **UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Congress will switch to carrier pigeons for “secure” communications🐦🔐. It’s gonna be lit!** 🔥🚀

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#WhatsApp#cybersecurity#Congress#iMessage#app ban
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