👀🦖👾 BREAKING: Chrome Users Exposed to Spyware from the Land of Pasta! 🍝🚨 So check this out. 🔍 Our boys over at Kaspersky (shoutout to the real tech detectives 🔎💪) just dropped a bombshell: hackers used a ZERO-DAY exploit in Google Chrome (CVE-2025-2783, if you want to flex on your IT friends) to throw some spicy *LeetAgent* 🎭 spyware your way. Like it was some Italian food delivery! 🚀🍕 Imagine being so low-key that your browser is now a BACKDOOR for cyber-spies. This ain’t your grandma’s malware! No cap, the CVSS score is an 8.3 🔥, so you better start protecting your downloaded cat pics like they’re the declaration of independence! 📜😬 Leaked dev quote sounds like this: “I thought I was just another dev, lined up like a pizza dough. Next thing I know, I’m whispering sweet nothings to the Russians!” 😱💀 So, what's the takeaway? Chrome’s basically a Swiss cheese that's running a *Memento Mori* theme here—beware of the *ghosts* lurking in the code 👻. And don’t think your browser’s safe cause Google said so! 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next update? Your browser will literally start selling *your* internet history on the dark web for STONKS 💰, and you’ll sign the EULA just to read dog memes. THANK ME LATER! 😱😱 #ThisIsFine