🚨 BREAKING: ChatGPT is infiltrating our speech like a nerdy virus 🦠🤖💬! New research from *Florida State University* (aka *Florida Man U*) reveals that our everyday chats are getting spicy with AI buzzwords, and NOT in a good way! This ain't stonks, fam; this is a disaster! 📉💩 Imagine this: you’re grabbing coffee ☕ and suddenly you hear someone say, “Let’s circle back on that” and you’re like 🤨. ChatGPT’s just over here playing puppet master with our vocab like a cringe TikTok dance trend! Please save me, I can’t deal with these buzzword zombies anymore. 🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just wanted to create a chatbot, but now everyone's talking like they just graduated from a LinkedIn seminar.” 🤡 Drake is out here pointing at the keyboard warriors who seriously think using AI lingo makes them sound smart 😂, while in reality, they sound like a meme: *This is fine (while everything burns)* 🔥. Here’s the unhinged hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all be greeting each other with “Greetings, human. How may I optimize your workflow today?” 🤖💰! Don’t let AI steal your humanity, folks! #FreeSpeech #ChatGPTIsLaughingAtYou 😱🚀