🔥 BREAKING: ChatGPT Pulse is here, and it’s about to turn your life into an Instagram filter you didn’t ask for! 🤖💅 So imagine this, fam: You’re a ChatGPT Pro subscriber (i.e., you’ve willingly given OpenAI your soul in exchange for tech wizardry) and BOOM 💥—the glorious ChatGPT Pulse lands like it was dropped by a meteorite. It’s like your best friend who reminds you of your plans but also snoops through your Gmail and Google Calendar like a nosy neighbor who’s just WAY too invested in your life. 💌📅 This bad boy takes all your juicy chat history and “synthesizes” it into a delightful daily digest. So get ready to hear about your past chats while you panic over your London trip! 🏴‍☠️ But hey, it's like if your personal assistant also ghosted you at parties. Cringe much? 🤡 “Yeah, we thought snooping through your data was a good idea,” said “Terry,” the dev who pretended to be on mute during the whole brainstorming session. 🚀💀 And here’s the hot take: ChatGPT Pulse will be sending you unsolicited "I’m worried about you" messages by 2025. Mark my words! Stonks! 📈🔥 #ThisIsFine #SeetheAndCope