🚨 BREAKING NEWS: BLUESKY HAS FREEZED OVER LIKE A FROZEN PIZZA LEFT IN THE OVEN 🔥🍕👀 Yo, is Bluesky out here taking a nap or what? People are logging in ready to post their hot takes like "This is fine" 🐶🔥 but instead, it’s giving *I can’t feel my face* realness! Users shoutin’ “You had ONE job, Bluesky!” 🤡💀 Apparently, some folks are stuck scrolling through posts from 1892 while others are getting slapped with error messages that say “try again later” like their boss replying to an email. Fr fr, it's like when you order a pizza, and they deliver you a salad.💰💔 #NeverGonnaPizzaYouUp One dev was heard mumbling, “Maybe the server went to take a vacation? That’s what I do when I can’t cope with all this chaos” 😩💬 Meanwhile, the Bluesky dev team is probably like Drake pointing at the “We’ll fix it soon” button while the rest of us are like, “Nah, bro, just fix the whole app!” 😂💀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: If this keeps up, the only thing left on Bluesky will be prehistoric memes and that one viral cat pic from 2011. Stonks down, my friends. 🚀💔