🎤✨ BREAKING: Billionaire VC Mike Moritz just dropped a HOT 🔥 op-ed that’s spicier than a TikTok dance challenge! In a *Financial Times* smear fest, he drags the White House for its NEW H-1B visa fee, calling it a “brutish extortion scheme” that feels like being robbed on the dark web by Tony Soprano himself! 💰💀 🧐 Picture this: Mike, in his mansion, sipping a double shot of cappuccino, straight-up looking like the Drake pointing meme when he says this plan is more cringe than a Zoom call with 15 people when nobody knows who’s speaking. The whole situation? *This is fine* meme energy but make it a horror movie! 🎬👻 “Honestly,” leaked developer quotes say 🗣️, “if the White House was a codebase, it’d be a 1-star on GitHub with zero documentation.” They also added, “I just want to code, not file taxes for my imaginary friends abroad!” 😩 So, what's the wild prediction here? 🤔💥 I fully expect the next startup to be a "H-1B Visa Fund Me" crowdfunding site where aspiring techies sell limited-edition NFTs of their resumes. 🚀👾 Mark my words, this will go viral. Meme it before you fetch it! 💥💸 #BillionaireBeef #H1BChaos