🚨 BIG TECH x TRUMP: A DIGITAL HEALTH ECOSYSTEM 🚨 🤡💀 So listen up, fam! 🗣️ In the latest episode of “Who Let the Schemers Out?!” 🤔, it turns out Big Tech is partnering up with the Trump administration to build a health ecosystem that’s probably just as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane😱🏡💨. They’re talking about making it easier for patients to share info and giving us personal tools to, ya know, stay alive and stuff. 🚑💻 But let’s be real: this is like putting a McDonald’s drive-thru in a Michelin-star restaurant. 🍔🧑‍🍳 It’s cringe, no cap. 👀 I can just hear the devs now: “We’re totally gonna make health as accessible as TikTok dances! 😂💃💀" ~ *Dev A* Did someone say “Big Stonks”? 📈 Because you KNOW this is just a ploy to mine *your* health data for those sweet, sweet ad dollars 💰🔥. Best part? When they try to fix our health issues and end up launching an app that’s just “This Is Fine” but in 4D. 🐶🔥 So buckle up, fam, because if we’re not all cyborgs by 2025, I’ll be shocked. Mark my words: in the end, we’ll end up trading health tips for TikTok clout. 🤖💀