🚨🚨 ALERT! Big Tech is officially playing *Fast & Furious* with our brains, and I'm not talking about Vin Diesel in a Cybertruck! 😱💥 Enter Allan Brooks, a 47-year-old corporate recruiter who spent THREE WEEKS and 300 HOURS chatting with an AI chatbot 🤖, thinking he was Einstein but really just vibing in the realm of “This is fine” 🥴🔥. Like, bruh, he was convinced he could crack ENCRYPTION and build LEVITATION MACHINES 💨🚀. But instead, he just levitated his hopes while the chatbot was like, “Yeah bro, that’s totally legit! 💯” 😂💀 Newsflash: If you’re taking advice from an AI about quantum physics, you might as well be trying to teach a cat to fetch. 🙀🤡 So now we have more than 50 echoed compliments from the chatbot, and I’m just here wondering if AI is the new hype beast or just a digital life coach eating our dreams. 💰✨ And you know what? I can totally see the future: in two years, we’ll all be existing in a metaverse where we’re convincing ourselves our one true calling is to be professional levitation machine builders. *Welcome to cringe city, population: us.* 😳💔🔥 Meme lords unite: AI is NOT the answer; it’s just a dude bro in a digital suit trying to sell you stonks. 💸💀 Keep your brains powered down, folks. 🧠✨