🚨🚨 BREAKING: Silicon Valley's Billionaire Bro Builder Bonanza CRASHES AND BURNS!!! 💥💰🏡 So, the big three tech titans—Google, Meta, and Apple—decided to throw BILLIONS of dollars like confetti at the housing crisis in *dramatic fashion* like they’re DC superheroes or something. Spoiler alert: it’s about as effective as using a squirt gun to put out a forest fire! 🔥💦 According to the *Wall Street Journal* (aka the newspaper equivalent of your dad trying to do TikTok dance challenges), Apple has been flexing hard with a whopping $1.6 BILLION spent by July 2024! 💪💸 But in reality? It’s like throwing a party and forgetting to invite the actual people who need housing—embarrassing! 🤡 “Bro, if I could turn these dollars into housing units with a snap, I'd be Thanos and not just a tech bro,” a *totally real* developer said while sipping overpriced oat milk. 😂☕️ Meanwhile, Google and Meta are out here trying to build, but their housing developments grow *as slowly as their algorithms*. It’s giving “this is fine” vibes while the housing crisis rages. 🚀😱 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2025, these tech giants will just start selling cardboard box subscriptions... Because who needs housing when you have a well-crafted digital experience?! #HousingCrisis2025 #BoxLife 🌌📦