When Big Tech got the Trump bucks ๐ฐ๐: "Beautiful Bill"? More like "Beautiful Chill" fr fr! ๐ฅ๐
๐๐ *BREAKING NEWS: BIG TECH IS GOING TO THE MOON, BABY* ๐๐ฐ So, *the one and only* Donald โThe Trumpinatorโ signed a BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL into existence on the Fourth of July, and guess what? While Americans were exploding fireworks, Big Tech was setting off their own *โstonksโ* rocket! ๐๐ฅ Letโs be real, fam โ this wasnโt about freedom fireworks; it was about freedom tax cuts!! ๐๐ต Tech giants are popping champagne over deduction caps that *mostly* benefit the rich because who cares about low-income folks? Am I right? ๐คกโจ *This is fine* meme visualized! We're talking about tax breaks on R&D so they can pretend to innovate more TikTok filters instead of fixing their privacy issues. ๐ค๐ *Developer quote:* โHonestly, my code still crashes, but now I can write it offโฆ Wโs only!โ Definitely not sus... And how about those cuts to renewable energy? Like, do we need to remind you guys *Earth is on fire*? ๐ฅด๐ฅ *Drake pointing*: "Iโd like it more if you COULD JUST NOT!" In conclusion: *Big Tech** is thriving while we pray to the algorithm gods. ๐๐พ My hot take? One day, theyโll just *buy* the sun, and weโll be paying for solar power with our tears! ๐ญ๐ *Share this chaos* if you believe Big Tech will throw us a bone... or just throw us into the sun! ๐๐